lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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