Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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