Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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