My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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