It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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