all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Boobs are out for the taking
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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