Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
