absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize