I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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