He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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