we're blogging at a bar
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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