Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.