So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.