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• (904): View more from Florida

  if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Still fucking the ballerina?

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  She can put her legs behind her head.

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  Enough said

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