yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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