dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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