How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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