you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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