my being single is dangerous.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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