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I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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