He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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