she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
