So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I think my moral compass just broke
God I need to hump something, right now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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