God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize