Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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