never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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