Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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