I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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honey bunches of taint.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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