Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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