So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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