i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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