question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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