i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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