he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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