talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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