Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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