We won't sleep together?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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