I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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