4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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