so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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