You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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