Sry I called you an 8
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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