okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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