Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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