i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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