therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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