To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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