Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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