yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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