The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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