i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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