it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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