My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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