People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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