i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I need to align my fucking chakras
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