and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I see more hoeing in ur future
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