So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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