wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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