turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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