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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing

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• (650): View more from California

  areolas are like halos for boobs.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Best. Handjob. Ever.

  (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm guessing Kelly is over?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Nope. Home alone.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!

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• (310): View more from California

  My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.

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• (650): View more from California

  I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You can't spell "party" without "RA."

  (1-970): View more from Colorado

  You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Happy Birhtday!

  (289): View more from Ontario

  Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??

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